I want to get a Caesarian. Not that I’m pregnant. Just want a Caesarian.
I feel like it would hurt a lot. Maybe we could remove one of my kidneys, just in case someone needs it. I told my mom I want to donate my organs before I die and she was horrified. My only fear is that they might not be healthy enough. How bout bone marrow? Hear that hurts a bunch. Fucking Christ better people than me need this shit. Little girls that have never been touched need my stuff. I want to give it all away till I’m only left with my heart my brain my lungs and two burning eyes. And when I die they can have those too.
ASSERTIVE. BRAVE. PROUD. STRONG. ME.
(420Times) Officials in Seattle have launched a new road safety crusade that features familiar cartoon characters from the past that warn citizens of Washington about certain dangers such as driving while stoned on marijuana.
“Be Super Safe Seattle” is the aforementioned campaign that combines cartoons and law enforcement efforts with hopes of changing the way motorists, bicyclists, and pedestrians behave on city streets.
The public service announcements, which are a part of Seattle’s Road Safety Action Plan, a long-term effort to eliminate all serious and fatal crashes by 2030, feature cartoon characters such as Scooby Doo, Batman, and Spider-Man who are intended to educate the public on unsafe behavior such as speeding, distraction, and driving while impaired.
PEOPLE THAT DRIVE/LET PEOPLE DRIVE STONED ARE JUST AS BAD AS DRUNK DRIVERS. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR DUMB ASS SELF I CARE ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE ROAD. ASSHOLES.
My maturity»»your maturity
Know how I know? Cuz I spend my days writing poetry and political policy and reading great literature. I actually affect change in this country for the official opposition. My maturity IS my reputation, it’s how people all over the city know and respect me. It’s why people I don’t know want to meet me. Because I’m fucking IMPRESSIVE. And you? You sleep till 4 and then do some drugs maybe and then go to a shitty nightclub. Yeah. My maturity>yours.
Yeah actually being a grown-up has nothing to do with paying rent or having a job, it has to do with your emotional growth, maturity, and lack of sending people anonymous hate. Stop being so childish.